FAKE PLASTIC TREES by Radiohead
 
 A F#m
 Her green plastic wateringcan
 E D
 For her fake chinese rubberplant
 A D
 In fake plastic earth
 A  F#m 
 That she bought from a rubberman
 E D
 In a town full of rubberplants
 A D
 To get rid of itself
 Bm A
 It wears her out (4x)
 
 She lives with a broken man
 A cracked polysterene man
 Who just crumbles and burns
 
 He used to do surgery
 For girls in the eighties
 But gravity always wins and
 
 It wears him out (4x)
 (crescendo)
 
 She looks like the real thing
 She tastes like the real thing
 My fake plastic love
 
 But I can't help the feeling
 I could blow through the ceiling
 If I just turn and run (decrescendo)
 
 It wears me out (4x)
 
 Bm
 If I could be what you wanted
 A
 If I could be what you wanted 
 Bm 
 All the time
  A
 All the time